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My Final Goodbye

I am a being. I float in a space of nothing. YET, I can still blog. Someone please explain this to me. Regardless, I am now going to put all of my time and effort into becoming a famous blogger. How many people can say that they blog from a non-existent after-life. I don't know how this is possible. Maybe I live inside this wild piece of technology...

After All This Time...

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I can finally say that I am at peace. Macbeth has been, not only defeated but, outsmarted. His cry for help to the witches was his doom as he didn't heed their advice. He only listened to his own arrogance when thinking of fighting the oncoming army. I deeply wish that I could have been there in the flesh to see him die, but I still got a front row view. Malcom will be a good king. He has the potential to make Scotland the great land it once was... If only Macbeth hadn't messed everything up in the first place.

Being Dead Is Fun

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The world is a much more interesting place when you are omnipotent. Although I cannot participate in any anything directly, I am very much excited for the next time I get to pay Macbeth a visit. He is convinced he is innocent, as his reply to my last post explains, but the people are now learning of your terror. You might not be afraid of Macduff but the witches can be very tricky. The enjoy meddling and I feel it will not be in your favor. You are not invincible. I simply hope that you don't hurt the country anymore than you already have. I fear that it will take centuries to recover from the torment you have subjected. I can only reiterate my hope by saying I wish Macbeth's reign will end speedily with minor casualties. I know he will put up a fight but I believe he will be defeated.

Curses To The Crazy Macbeth

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Macbeth wondering why there's no where to sit I plan on continuing to torture Macbeth and I hope that I can convince other dead beings to help me in my cause. He is a murderer and doesn't deserve to be king. I'm confident that Fleance will be safe until he dies where he can then return to the land that will be his. I can't wait to see how mad I can make this cockered, rump-fed malt-worm. 

Everyone's Gonna Die

Macbeth is a mess lately. I've successfully scared him into going to see the witches again which will only cause more death. That may have been a mistake but he knows he betrayed me. He can see it in my lack of face. I feel happy that he is confused but worried about everyone that will probably pay the price. At the banquet, even his own wife was startled at his behavior and thought he was acting irrationally but poor Macbeth was just trying to be honest, something he is not good at. He makes me squirm like a dying deer except I'm already dead and it's all his fault. I hope he gains a conscience and stops murdering people. Deep down, in my phantom body, I know he will continue to kill and murder until there is no possible threat to him and his descendants being the owners of the crown.

RIP To Me

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Okay, I was wrong about a lot of things... Macbeth is an unloyal man who acts on fear. He killed me! His best friend and biggest supporter! He is vain and a cockered, onion-eyed scut. He had the audacity to wish me luck on my trip. He said," I wish your horses swift and sure of foot," probably so that I could hurry to return so he could put his worries to rest. I finally know the truth that Duncan was telling and cannot believe how ignorant I was for believing his lies.  Here's a little joke to lighten the mood.

The New King

How could this happen to King Duncan?? He's dead and his servants are dead and everyone's dying! There are so many emotions that I'm feeling and I'm trying to sort them all out. I know that the witches' prophecies have come true so far, so I believe that Macbeth will be King. I know this is exciting news but what does this mean for him? Lucky for us, the King's two sons have left town. That looks guilty if I've ever seen it. To think that they hurt their own father. All I am doing right now is trying to support Macbeth as he takes on the responsibility of being crowned king. I want him to succeed but I am also worried about his safety. I will do everything I can to protect him. There might be an obstacle of someone trying to hurt him and I would never let that happen. I am loyal to him and I celebrate his achievements more than his sketchy wife... I am still wary about her taking him aside to talk so often but I guess that's what married people do. I wo