RIP To Me

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Okay, I was wrong about a lot of things... Macbeth is an unloyal man who acts on fear. He killed me! His best friend and biggest supporter! He is vain and a cockered, onion-eyed scut. He had the audacity to wish me luck on my trip. He said," I wish your horses swift and sure of foot," probably so that I could hurry to return so he could put his worries to rest. I finally know the truth that Duncan was telling and cannot believe how ignorant I was for believing his lies.

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 Here's a little joke to lighten the mood.Image result for Macbeth meme

Comments

Ms. May said…
That joke was pretty great. What was no joke? Your death. I'm terribly sorry you aren't in the land of the living any more. I hope you can find a good way to take revenge.
February 24, 2020 at 9:15 AM
Ross said…
Wait your're dead :( RIP i guess
February 24, 2020 at 9:21 AM
Lennox said…
If only you were alive and could help me convince everyone that Macbeth is full of lies! He is going to tear everything apart.
February 26, 2020 at 9:08 AM
Banquo said…
I also wish I could help but I have other ways of torturing him... @Lennox
February 28, 2020 at 8:41 AM
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